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Saturday, November 14, 2009

For feng shui reasons, please don't take this post seriously.


















A friendly reminder above a toilet in a yoga studio in Burbank, California.


As a concept for use in other applications, this is a hot little putter.  Considering how many people know the actual tenets of feng shui, versus a general idea of it, one could potentially have wide latitude to make any kind of statement for almost any situation. 


For feng shui reasons, please do not give me any work today.
For feng shui reasons, please realize it is your turn to make dinner.
For feng shui reasons, please keep your pie-hole shut while I am talking.
For feng shui reasons, please stop spamming my email box with your urban myth forwards.
For feng shui reasons, please realize I have to unfriend you on facebook.
For feng shui reasons, please talk about something else other than your adorable children and your house projects.
For feng shui reasons, please make this round on the house.
For feng shui reasons, please someone follow or comment on TOL.
For feng shui reasons, please sell me those tickets at face value.
For feng shui reasons, please say yes.


What would you suggest best serves feng shui reasons?

2 comments:

  1. For feng shui reasons, pls. dnt us txt slang for biz letters, k?
    For feng shui reasons, please don't sing along when my music is playing
    For feng shui reasons, please smile and say "hi" as we pass each other on the sidewalk
    For feng shui reasons, please don't respond to an invitation with "maybe"
    For feng shui reasons, please have an opinion
    For feng shui reasons, please stop wearing white socks with dark pants
    For feng shui reasons, never pass on an opportunity to say "thank you" or "I love you"
    For feng shui reasons, please understand we're gonna party like it's 1999

    Namaste

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  2. I'll follow your second to last and say "thank you" for commenting.

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